Saturday, January 30, 2016

You know you're an Iowan if...

Friends, heck yeah, we know if...

you’re stuck behind a tractor on the highway and have an excuse for being late

being “Iowa nice” is your way of life

going on vacation means to go to Arnolds Park

you’ve played the yard game, cornhole

your go-to foods are Maid-rite sandwiches and tenderloins

Learned the skill of dodging a deer

Cheer for the Hawkeyes and Cyclones even if you don’t follow sports

You’ve met at least one presidential candidate

You shop at Hy-Vee, have breakfast at Hy-Vee, have worked at Hy-Vee

Your wedding was held in your church basement

Every road trip begins on I-80

Measure distance in time, not miles.  Be there in 5.

You may have moved from Iowa, but still think it’s one of the best places to live.

You admire the massive 220-pound bird flying inside the Des Moines Airport.

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